Republican, Democrat, and Progressive — Can you tell the difference?

"Someday, all this will be yours."

"Someday, all this will be yours."

Can you tell the difference between a Republican, an old-line Democrat, and a Progressive Democrat?  As the election approaches, it’s important to know.

  • When a Republican wants to buy your vote, he pulls money out of his own pocket.  Maybe a pint of whiskey.
  • When an old-line Democrat wants to buy your vote, he sticks his hand in your pocket and promises, “I will fight to get you your fair share.”
  • A Progressive Democrat grabs your money from the old Democrat, borrows even more from the Chinese, and sends the bill to your children.

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