Conservative, liberal, and progressive — Can you tell the difference?
Can you tell the difference between a conservative, a liberal, and a progressive?
When a conservative wants to buy your vote, he puts his hand in his own pocket and pulls out some cash. Maybe a pint of whiskey.
A liberal sticks his hand in your pocket, looks you right in the eye, and promises to fight for “your fair share.”
- insults you,
- grabs your money from the liberal,
- borrows even more from the Chinese,
- hands the bill to your children, and then
- sneers at you as he walks away.
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