Conservative, liberal, and progressive — Can you tell the difference?

"Someday, all this will be yours."

Can you tell the difference between a conservative, a liberal, and a progressive?

When a conservative wants to buy your vote, he puts his hand in his own pocket and pulls out some cash.  Maybe a pint of whiskey.

A liberal sticks his hand in your pocket, looks you right in the eye, and promises to fight for “your fair share.”

A progressive

  1. insults you,
  2. grabs your money from the liberal,
  3. borrows even more from the Chinese,
  4. hands the bill to your children, and then
  5. sneers at you as he walks away.

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