Breaking News: Earthquake epicenter found

Cemetary just outside Washington DC

Cemetery just outside Washington, DC

The USGS has determined that the epicenter of yesterday’s earthquake was in a cemetery just outside of Washington, DC.  The cause appears to be all of our founding fathers rolling over in their graves.

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2 Responses to “Breaking News: Earthquake epicenter found”

  1. August 24th, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    Leslie Sneddon, CBR Maine says:

    LOL!! Yes! The founding fathers agree-the moorings have broken loose on this nation!
    thanks for laugh Fletcher!

  2. August 25th, 2011 at 9:47 pm

    Janet Hardwick says:

    The Weather Channel says the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama’s Fault, though Obama will say it’s really Bush’s Fault. Another theory is that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves, but I believe what we all thought was an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.

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